Reason Not to Kill Yourself Today...
For $85, you can buy countless entertainment. Adopt a cat, then get a bubble gun. Should amuse you for another few years.
Only at the flea market can you buy a vacuum cleaner and make a copy of a key in the same booth…
The world will give you that once in awhile, a brief time-out; the boxing bell...– Sue Monk Kidd The Secret Life of Bees
…but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that...– The Complete Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams
Reason Not to Kill Yourself Today
Rebecca Black temporarily will be homeschooled due to bullying about her song Friday. You’ve got to wait until she climbs back on that saddle, but if she doesn’t, then do it.
Ways to know you're an adult....
When teachers start swearing in front of you, it’s obvious that you’re now considered a “grown-up.” SHIT!
You know, the rooster crows and the sun comes up, and the old rooster thinks he...– Tim Tyson Blood Done Sign My Name AMAZING book about Civil Rights in North Carolina… EVERYONE from NC should read it!
The people involved in her daily routine remained two-dimensional to her, like...– Anne Tyler Ladder of Years
When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts– Ethiopian proverb
Why in the blue hell are people trying to redo Dirty Dancing?!?
Seems like the only kind of job an American can get these days is committing...– Kurt Vonnegut Breakfast of Champions
What significance such an association of one personality with another may have...– Fyodor Dostoevsky
a strange sense of loss came over him. he felt that dorian gray would never...– oscar wilde the picture of dorian gray
As a wonderful child of the 90’s, I have to say I love this 90sareallthat.com crap…but where oh WHERE is Salute Your Shorts Nickelodeon? Or Are You Afraid of the Dark? Or My Brother and Me? I am kind of happy with Clarissa Explains it All though…fond memories of me sitting in my childhood room, Playmobils all around me, munching on handmade chicken fingers with this on in the...